💣Poison Grenadoes
Attribute
Value
Type
Elemental Explosive 💣
Element
Poison ☣️
Damage
40 🩸
Accuracy
60% 🎯
Effects
10% Poison ☣️
Price
150,000 Gold 🪙
Ever wanted to weaponize a toxic fart from an old SeaMutant? Congratulations, ye sick genius... the Poison Grenadoes are exactly that.
These noxious beauties are packed with the vilest brew ever distilled in a bilge rat’s moonshine barrel. Just light the fuse, chuck it into a crowd, and watch as even the undead cough, gag, and consider early retirement.
They don’t explode loud — oh no, they hiss… they bubble… they reek. Before ye know it, everyone in the blast radius is greener than a seasick goblin and twice as useless.
Perfect for clearing rooms, taverns, or entire jungles without wastin’ a single bullet. And best of all? Ye get to walk away while the stench does the rest.
Smells like low tide and bad decisions... Side effects may include dry heaving, spontaneous grog loss, and total battlefield dominance. Use irresponsibly!
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