🧂Salty Blunderbuss
This beast o' a boomstick ain’t loaded with lead! It’s packed with raw sea rage and soggy spite. The Salty Blunderbuss fires off a tidal blast of brine, broken coral, rusty cutlery, yesterday’s leftover sea stew and whatever barnacle-covered nonsense the gunner could cram down the barrel.
Forged aboard the legendary Primate Plunderer, this blunderbuss was said to be blessed (or cursed?) by a salty seal with a grudge and a flair for overkill. One pull of the trigger, and yer enemies’ll be coughin’ seawater and doubting all their life choices. Loud, messy, and wetter than a kraken’s sneeze; just the way real PirateApes like it.
Attribute
Value
Type
Heavy Ranged 🏹
Element
Water 🌊
Damage
40 🩸
Accuracy
60% 🎯
Effects
—
Price
150,000 Gold 🪙
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