Axe
Ye ever hold a weapon so heavy, it feels like ye just picked up pure rage with a handle? That’s this axe. Forged in fire and washed in the blood of dragons. Look close and ye’ll see deep claw marks in the blade... left behind by a SeaMutant the size of a galleon that regretted pickin’ a fight with the wrong PirateApe. Didn’t even flinch. Just got a few new scratches, a fresh coat o’ blood, and a much better story than the mutant got.
You see, every scratch, chip, and blood smear tells a tale mate; most of ‘em end with the words “...and then he split the beast clean in half.” It’s heavy, it’s loud, and it don’t care for finesse. Just swing, grunt, and let the carnage do the talkin’.
It’s the kind of weapon ye use when talkin’ stops and choppin’ starts. Perfect for crackin’ open treasure chests, skulls, cursed crab shells at dinner or convincin’ tavern debt collectors to suddenly lose interest. This axe don’t just chop—it introduces itself with a thunderous crunch and a scream of steel that echoes across the Seven Seas. It ain’t subtle. It ain’t graceful. But it is very, very good at makin’ people think twice about ever crossin’ you again!
Attribute
Value
Type
Heavy Melee 🪓
Damage
25 🩸
Accuracy
75% 🎯
Element
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Effects
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Price
100,000 Gold 🪙
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