Swivel Canon
The Swivel Canon answers the age-old pirate question: “What if my gun was also furniture?” Mounted on a wobbly pole, this deck-mounted beauty swings, swivels, and absolutely annihilates.
Ye don’t carry it... ye park it. Then ye point it vaguely in the direction of yer enemies, shout something dramatic, and BOOOOM! ...instant regrets (mostly theirs). Someone talkin’ back? Swivel and blast. Seagull lookin’ at ye funny? Swivel and blast. Want to make a dramatic entrance at yer ex’s wedding? SWIVEL. AND. BLAST. Sure, it’s slow. Sure, it’s got the aim of a drunk octopus. But when it hits? It’s like throwin’ a volcano at a tin shack. Leaves behind a blackened crater, some smoke and a whisper of “ye probably went too far.”
Ideal for PirateApes with no patience, no subtlety, and a deep hatred for things that are still standing. Warning: May swivel directly into your own crew. Again.
Attribute
Value
Type
Explosive 💣
Damage
45 🩸
Accuracy
55% 🎯
Element
—
Effects
10% Burn 🔥
Price
175,000 Gold 🪙
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