⚫Canon
The mighty Canon is a PirateApes' answer to diplomacy, therapy, and interior decorating. It's what happens when a pirate says, “What if we skipped the gun and just brought the whole damn broadside?” It’s a barrel o’ doom strapped to four wooden wheels, decorated with a notorious flag so terrifying it once made a ghost ship surrender twice. Accuracy? Pfft. Not its strong suit. But hit or miss, it’ll send eyebrows flying and change local weather patterns. Got a Kraken problem? A mutiny brewin’? Or just wanna redecorate the jungle violently? This is yer answer.
This beauty don’t whisper. She roars. One shot and she’ll turn fortresses to sandcastles, galleons to driftwood, and enemy crews to spicy confetti. Built from oak, iron, and pure malice, she’s not just for show... she’s for ruinin’ someone’s whole Tuesday.
And let’s be honest — she ain’t here to hit the mark. She’s here to erase the map entirely.
Attribute
Value
Type
Explosive 💣
Damage
50 🩸
Accuracy
50% 🎯
Element
—
Effects
10% Burn 🔥
Price
200,000 Gold 🪙
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