Flintlock
Ye ever wish ye could slap someone from across the deck with the force of a cannon and the grace of a tavern brawl? The Flintlock is what PirateApes pull when they wanna skip the threats and go straight to “Boom, now where’s my treasure?”
Forged from salvaged broadside cannons and too much confidence, this oversized hand-cannon kicks like a drunken kraken and leaves a hole so big, even ghosts don’t bother haunting it. She’s louder than a mermaid’s breakup scream and twice as dangerous.
Sure, she’s a bit slow and aim’s a wee questionable... but does it matter when everything in front of you explodes like a rum barrel at a cookout? Recoil? Oh, she’s got recoil. Fire this beast and you’d best be holdin’ on to somethin’... like the deck, the mast, or yer last will and testament. One pirate lost his whole beard to the kickback. Grew back curly.
Great for when negotiations fail, or when you want to start negotiations by makin’ sure only one side can still speak.
Perfect for duels at dawn, shipboard ambushes, or dramatic last words followed by BANG. Just don’t fire her indoors unless ye really hate walls.
Attribute
Value
Type
Ranged 🔫
Damage
30 🩸
Accuracy
70% 🎯
Element
—
Effects
—
Price
125,000 Gold 🪙
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